BASIC INFO
 ·  A list of CDs and merch I already own is viewable here
 ·  I wear XL girlshirts, M/L manshirts, 9/women and 7/men shoes
 ·  Solid colours rock, especially black, white, red, and grey
 ·  Nix on the bath/body stuff -- I have a skin condition!!
 
GENERAL
 ·  Gift certificates/cards (check out my list)
 ·  Cash! Good checks! Paypal donations! (see bottom)
 ·  Hair dye; nail polish (any colour! I'll try anything once)
 ·  Uh, buy me dinner sometime (see list for suggestions)
 
FOR THOSE WHO PREFER SHOPPING ONLINE (UPDATED WISHLISTS!)
 ·  Fred Flare
 ·  Mushycat
 ·  ThinkGeek
 ·  Sick for Cute
 ·  W.A.S.T.E.
 ·  Yo Gabba Gabba!
 
BOOKS
 ·  Complete Poems, ee cummings
 ·  Loose Woman, Sandra Cisneros
 ·  Our Lady of the Flowers, Jean Genet
 ·  House of Leaves, Mark Danielewski
 ·  The Pictorial Key to the Tarot, Arthur Edward Waite
 ·  The Complete Guide to the Tarot, Eden Gray
 ·  Alphabet Juice, Roy Blount, Jr.
 ·  Our Magnificent Bastard Tongue, John McWhorter
 ·  Barrel Fever or Holidays on Ice, both David Sedaris
 ·  The Book of Liz, Amy and David Sedaris
 ·  Any books by Douglas Coupland
 ·  Any books by Laurie Notaro
 ·  Anything Daniel Clowes (except Eightball #8, #22, #23, and the Ghost World trade & screenplay)
 ·  Happiness is a Squishy Cephalopod, Mark Tatulli
 
NOT BOOKS, BUT STILL
 ·  *THE* Electro-Harmonix Big Muff fuzz distortion pedal
 ·  A guitar strap from Couch
 ·  Posters (one, two) by Adrian Tomine
  ·  Burt's Beeswax Lip Balm, always good
 
DVDs (ALSO SEE AMAZON LIST)
 ·  The Adventures of Pete & Pete
 ·  Brazil (Criterion Collection)
 ·  But I'm a Cheerleader
 ·  The Critic (complete series)
 ·  Dogma
 ·  Down in the Valley
 ·  The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, any seasons
 ·  The Lion King
 ·  The Little Mermaid
 ·  Mallrats
 ·  Mission Hill (complete series)
 ·  The Oblongs (complete series)
 ·  Saved By The Bell, Seasons 3 & 4, Season 5
 ·  Stranger Than Fiction
 ·  Toy Story I & II box set
 
FOR 'LUMPY MEAT' AND ME
 ·  A gift card to GameStop, always welcome ♥
 ·  A car charger for Nintendo DS
 ·  Wario Ware Inc (for GBA)
 ·  Puzzle Fighter Turbo (for GBA)
 ·  Tetris Worlds (for GBA)
 ·  Trauma Center: Under the Knife (for DS)
 ·  Electroplankton (for DS)
 ·  Bust-a-Move (for DS)
 ·  Cooking Mama 2: Dinner with Friends (for DS)
 ·  Rhythm Heaven (for DS)
 ·  Nintendo DS Lite in crimson -- I'll dub it Lumpy Meat II

. . . and those PayPal donations? Proceed here:

Donations fund for weightier expenses such as car payments and insurance, as well as musical equipment and a Disneyland Annual Pass, hehe.

Any cool DIY stuff, mix CDs/tapes, gag gifts, hugs, kisses (watch out), little jigs, secret recipes, whatever you had lying around that reminded you of me, would be just as nice. Some people just prefer guidance. ♥!